Michael Jackson usually took his pills with Pepsi, he took em with Coke once and…..that’s all I’m sayin.
Kreayshawn can have a party and invite everybody who bought her album and not run out of Tang.
Ain’t no way in HELL you walk into a hair salon and ASK for that shit. Your stylist has to be an undercover white supremacist.
Steve Nash’s eyes are pointed in two completely different directions, how the fuck do you get two lazy eyes in same face?
Larenz Tate never looked more sexy than when he was smacking the talent out of Ashanti on the “rain on me” video.
Ugly girls shouldn’t be allowed to get pretty tattoos. Like, instead of a butterfly, they should have to get pterodactyls.
(Source: twitter.com, via vinabean)
Stay mad that Crispus Attucks stood your ancient relic looking ass up for the Sadie Hawkins dance, grisly bitch.
Bruh my big toenail on my right foot ain’t been the same since I stuck it in that girl pussy in the 9th grade.
When choosing between being fat or looking like an oil fire around the facial quadrant, looks like you made the wrong decision.
I do not like Aquafina water. It tastes like a downlow man. Sweet when it ain’t supposed to be.
